Do you want to never die and exist eternally? Look no further than this podcast. Is the title and description click bait? Click play and find out! Do you want to know some cool life hacks? You know what to do https://open.spotify.com/episode/2PiTD8GwcBHK4qmnaHY9Kr

An ideological rant is the name of the game this week , where I try to prove that Jesus was a Marxist, despite the fact that communists and christians hate each other. https://open.spotify.com/episode/6fX4YUUezRIzVvqP1XXabG

A bit of a break from the onslaught of weirdness this week. I look at some interesting facts and history behind swearing and then have a rant about the social politics behind using bad language. https://open.spotify.com/episode/5g00fMELuc7tqyTPYF1bEE

This week things got real weird. I got into explaining an impossibly big number and then detailed my 22 point plan to become king of the world. https://open.spotify.com/episode/4BVE01hopDoYLtyVGuKBiu

What if the government created conspiracy theories to hide real the real conspiracies? Join me for some conspiraception. https://open.spotify.com/episode/2tzN0XzbquUBLpM793H47B

Listen in to this episode if you want to find out how Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants is about me. https://open.spotify.com/episode/0NNgbq9bX1SkTOV0VEwxI4

This week, I take a stab at some impossible questions. Musings vary from topics such as how it feels to self-fellate to whether or not there is an afterlife. https://open.spotify.com/episode/5PxXcYTqTrltwnBqWksJZn

CUT EVERYONE'S HANDS OFF. MAKE HAZMAT SUITS OUT OF TOILET ROLL. Here are some alternative ways to combat the coronavirus outbreak. Disclaimer: do not take this seriously pls https://open.spotify.com/episode/1wSJQm4gA9Ikq68O9LZ8Td

Phoebe is the worst character in Friends and she is the archetype of the sort of person who abuses strangers online. That's it. That's the episode. https://open.spotify.com/episode/2KA6oPMFmxT0rzUbFsAcgh