T For Tarantula, Tarantula For Tea

There is a spider laying eggs in my mouth. This is inconvenient because I do not like spiders. They have too many legs, too many eyes and too much venom to be friends with me. I find that they are disrespectful of my personal space. None of my other friends would crawl into my mouth … Continue reading T For Tarantula, Tarantula For Tea

Old Vladimir Putin Had A Troll Farm

Old Vladimir Putin had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on that farm he had some trolls E-I-E-I-O With a tweet tweet there and click click there Here a tweet, there a click Everywhere a tweet click Old Vladimir Putin had a farm E-I-E-I-O There once was a man named Vladimir Putin, King of the USSR or … Continue reading Old Vladimir Putin Had A Troll Farm